Honda Goldwing FB6 purchase...my plan is not working...

I'm clearly doing something wrong.

In the last 30 days, my Goldwing FB6 post from a month ago is the most popular post on my blog by a factor of 2. On that page, I've got a Paypal Donate™ button (there's another one below) and was sincerely hoping 20,000 kind, considerate, loving persons would donate $1.00 for a good cause*.

How much have I collected so far? 

$0.00, zero, nada, zip, zilch, 
صفر, 
零, 
נול, 
zewo, 
제로, 
нуль, 
μηδέν, 
ສູນ.

I guess marketing is not in my skill set...I've got to work on this...seriously.

*The "cause" being the only way I can figure out how to become an owner of a 2013 FB6 and replacing the photo above with one of me.